[mock trial intro] move 'em on, head 'em up

[consolemods]

Whatever you were doing before you got here, it isn't what you're doing now. What you're doing now is waking up in an unfamiliar bed in an unfamiliar room with... unfamiliar glasses on your face. No matter what you can do, you can't take those glasses off... but if you roll your eyes down, you'll be given a rundown of what's going on here.

Hmm. Well, that's probably a little unnerving. Maybe you should... leave? Fortunately, your room's not locked, but as you go downstairs and try and ask the locals what's going on, you'll find they're... less than cooperative. And if you go outside the inn and try to leave into the town... well, you'll find several locations around the town, but you'll also find that you can't seem to leave.

Well. Maybe you should talk to the other people who just showed up here. All the locals are going to tell you is an explanation is forthcoming, so you might want to kill some time getting to know each other.

Comments

room 4;

[condemnedone]

[ He's not roomed nearby room 4, mind you. But he's been walking down the hallways from his own not too long after Guzma emerges from his. ]

We've been kidnapped, obviously. And I have no idea what a Pokemon is, but I imagine our captors thought well to take away all that could aid us in an escape.

[ For now at least, Soren thinks. He believes it won't last; it never does. ]

[acherontiastyx]

Well, yeah, but this is next level. I mean, how the heck do you not know what a Pokemon is? Did I like, fall into the weirdest Ultra Wormhole ever?

[condemnedone]

Because I've never seen one in my life, obviously. Is it some type of animal?

[ ... He raises a brow at that. ]

And I suppose you'll be explaining to me what an "Ultra Wormhole" might have to do with this while we're at it.

[acherontiastyx]

...I mean, they're things that are alive that aren't humans? I guess? There's like, birds and fish and ghosts and plants and stuff. You've got those, right?

[look. what the fuck are animals.]

And Ultra Wormholes are like... holes to another dimension and stuff.

[condemnedone]

I do.

[ Wow... ]

When did this 'Ultra Wormhole' hole come into existence?

[ Maybe this helped facilitate their kidnapping. Yes, he still has his thinking cap on here, and he'll be considering every possibility when it sounds feasible. ]

[acherontiastyx]

Then yeah. That's Pokemon.

And uh... hm. They kind of happened on and off every so often. Someone I was working with forced one open once? That was a bad idea. And then a bunch of weirdos from alternate universes showed up the other day and took over a building.

[condemnedone]

...What did those "weirdoes" look like? Maybe any of these so-called townsfolk?

[ Why yes, he does have his suspicions even if they're likely wrong. ]

[acherontiastyx]

None of 'em looked like cowboys. Mostly they were wearin' these black uniforms with a big rainbow R on 'em because they were Team Rainbow Rocket or something.