[mock trial intro] move 'em on, head 'em up

[consolemods]

Whatever you were doing before you got here, it isn't what you're doing now. What you're doing now is waking up in an unfamiliar bed in an unfamiliar room with... unfamiliar glasses on your face. No matter what you can do, you can't take those glasses off... but if you roll your eyes down, you'll be given a rundown of what's going on here.

Hmm. Well, that's probably a little unnerving. Maybe you should... leave? Fortunately, your room's not locked, but as you go downstairs and try and ask the locals what's going on, you'll find they're... less than cooperative. And if you go outside the inn and try to leave into the town... well, you'll find several locations around the town, but you'll also find that you can't seem to leave.

Well. Maybe you should talk to the other people who just showed up here. All the locals are going to tell you is an explanation is forthcoming, so you might want to kill some time getting to know each other.

Comments

[exclusiverelease]

Don't jump so quick to conclusions. I don't mean pistols at dawn, I mean talk it out like men instead of tear the place down like monkeys.

[almightylaziness]

Well, now I'm getting to the conclusion that this is going to be boring. [Another loud yawn in response.] Doesn't even have to be pistols. I could deal with a good fistfight or knifefight if I have to.

[exclusiverelease]

[Boring? Really?]

You tried looking down yet, pilgrim?

[almightylaziness]

[If it doesn't involve him getting the shit beaten out of him, it's boring.]

Yeah, and what's so special about that?

[exclusiverelease]

Means you've got twenty-four other people to keep you entertained.