[mock trial intro] move 'em on, head 'em up

[consolemods]

Whatever you were doing before you got here, it isn't what you're doing now. What you're doing now is waking up in an unfamiliar bed in an unfamiliar room with... unfamiliar glasses on your face. No matter what you can do, you can't take those glasses off... but if you roll your eyes down, you'll be given a rundown of what's going on here.

Hmm. Well, that's probably a little unnerving. Maybe you should... leave? Fortunately, your room's not locked, but as you go downstairs and try and ask the locals what's going on, you'll find they're... less than cooperative. And if you go outside the inn and try to leave into the town... well, you'll find several locations around the town, but you'll also find that you can't seem to leave.

Well. Maybe you should talk to the other people who just showed up here. All the locals are going to tell you is an explanation is forthcoming, so you might want to kill some time getting to know each other.

Comments

[cantread]

[With a hint of amusement to his voice:]

I think so. Maybe it's another mystery for us.

[thegoddamnmissile]

Oh boy, are we gonna do the thing again!? ...Can we do the thing again? I can talk to people, but I haven't tried anything else.

[ ...Does it work if one of them's actually alive and the other is constantly hovering at his death??? Listen, he had no reason to test after everything. ]

[cantread]

[WHO KNOWS but they'll find out soon enough probably, given the murder rules. Rules which Sissel doesn't know about yet, since he can't read.]

We'll have to find a dead body to test it out, I guess. I could still touch Yomiel's core before this, but everyone else lost their cores when we changed the past.

[And he can't see anyone else's here. Probably since they're all alive.]

[thegoddamnmissile]

You mean no one's dead? ...Does that mean we can just talk now!?

[ WILL HE BE ABLE TO FINALLY GET ACROSS HIS FEELINGS OF WELCOME TO LYNNE AND THE STAR ORNAMENT AND SHAD SNIPERS? ]

[cantread]

It seems like it. It's pretty handy. Now they won't misunderstand us when we're asking for food.

These two have the best priorities

[thegoddamnmissile]

Or for walks! Which really, this place needs a few doggy doors. What if I need to go for a walk and I can't wake up the girl in the room I was in?

[ MISSILE... ]

They're animals of course they have the best priorities

[cantread]

Just jump on her and bat at her face. That's what I do to wake up Lynne.

[thegoddamnmissile]

I could just bark.

[ ...But also he's stuck in the room without her and a doggy door would be much, much simpler. ]

...Speaking of food, I'm hungry. Where's the dog dish?

[cantread]

That's true, you could just bark.

[Sissel prefers walking on people's faces though.]

Probably in the kitchen. That's where Camilla keeps yours, right?

[thegoddamnmissile]

Yeah! Let's go to the kitchen!

[ ...Wait. ]

...Can we even get in without a doggy door?

[cantread]

I don't think there's a door at all.

[It's an old-timey western town, it's got the hanging half-doors.]

[thegoddamnmissile]

Really!?

[ THIS PLACE MUST BE PARADISE, THEN. ]

Let's go find some food, then! Maybe they even have that special kibble!

[cantread]

Maybe. Lead the way, Missile.

[Sissel will just. Leisurely follow Missile around for a bit, to make sure he stays out of trouble. And maybe to partake in food if Missile finds any.]