consolewars | [mock trial intro] move 'em on, head 'em up

[mock trial intro] move 'em on, head 'em up

Whatever you were doing before you got here, it isn't what you're doing now. What you're doing now is waking up in an unfamiliar bed in an unfamiliar room with... unfamiliar glasses on your face. No matter what you can do, you can't take those glasses off... but if you roll your eyes down, you'll be given a rundown of what's going on here.

Hmm. Well, that's probably a little unnerving. Maybe you should... leave? Fortunately, your room's not locked, but as you go downstairs and try and ask the locals what's going on, you'll find they're... less than cooperative. And if you go outside the inn and try to leave into the town... well, you'll find several locations around the town, but you'll also find that you can't seem to leave.

Well. Maybe you should talk to the other people who just showed up here. All the locals are going to tell you is an explanation is forthcoming, so you might want to kill some time getting to know each other.

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My name's Torbjörn, you stupid stack of scales!

[just gonna grab a couple bottles of booze on his way out

he's got a plan]

Your disguise isn't fooling me, Mario! This is even more phony, and less fabulous, than that time you wore a wedding dress!

[just. turns in the dirt out here. his eyes are filled with hatred, and he beats a fist into his hand.]

Edited 2018-01-30 00:20 (UTC)

[god in heaven. Torbjörn's just going to sigh dramatically.]

All right, you caught me. I'm Mario. But, before you, ah, knock the stuffing out of me, I just have one little thing to tell you.

[Look, he's even crooking a finger. Come close, ~~nerd~~ ~~scrub~~ buddy]