[mock trial intro] move 'em on, head 'em up

[consolemods]

Whatever you were doing before you got here, it isn't what you're doing now. What you're doing now is waking up in an unfamiliar bed in an unfamiliar room with... unfamiliar glasses on your face. No matter what you can do, you can't take those glasses off... but if you roll your eyes down, you'll be given a rundown of what's going on here.

Hmm. Well, that's probably a little unnerving. Maybe you should... leave? Fortunately, your room's not locked, but as you go downstairs and try and ask the locals what's going on, you'll find they're... less than cooperative. And if you go outside the inn and try to leave into the town... well, you'll find several locations around the town, but you'll also find that you can't seem to leave.

Well. Maybe you should talk to the other people who just showed up here. All the locals are going to tell you is an explanation is forthcoming, so you might want to kill some time getting to know each other.

Comments

[provocatives]

[His first thought is that there is a particularly noisy pet owner behind him who can't control their damn dog. His second thought comes when he turns around and sees only Missile:]

You must be kidding me.

[why is there a talking dog here?? is he actually just hearing things??? and who goes around shouting 'welcome' at people, anyways...]

...Don't tell me you were the one responsible for bringing us here. [No really, please say it ain't so because that would just be sad.]

[thegoddamnmissile]

I don't think I'm the one who brought us here, because if I was then Miss Lynne and Miss Kamila would definitely be here.

[ And they aren't. So clearly he's not behind this. ]

[provocatives]

You don't 'think' you were?

[Granted, it's not like he's serious about suspecting the dog to be the mastermind behind this but still. Most people would know if they were involved in kidnappings or not??]

Well, never mind that. How are you even talking, anyways? Most pets don't make a habit of speaking, from what I know.

[He's still partially expecting this to be one big elaborate prank, to be honest...]

[thegoddamnmissile]

I don't know! Normally I only speak to the dead!

[ This is Fine. ]