[mock trial intro] move 'em on, head 'em up

[consolemods]

Whatever you were doing before you got here, it isn't what you're doing now. What you're doing now is waking up in an unfamiliar bed in an unfamiliar room with... unfamiliar glasses on your face. No matter what you can do, you can't take those glasses off... but if you roll your eyes down, you'll be given a rundown of what's going on here.

Hmm. Well, that's probably a little unnerving. Maybe you should... leave? Fortunately, your room's not locked, but as you go downstairs and try and ask the locals what's going on, you'll find they're... less than cooperative. And if you go outside the inn and try to leave into the town... well, you'll find several locations around the town, but you'll also find that you can't seem to leave.

Well. Maybe you should talk to the other people who just showed up here. All the locals are going to tell you is an explanation is forthcoming, so you might want to kill some time getting to know each other.

Comments

[thegoddamnmissile]

[ Honestly this is exactly what I thought would happen and so did Missile so he is happy and his tail is wagging a mile a minute. ]

Hi I'm Missile!

[wplusm1]

[ This isn't strange at all, animals come and talk to Pyro all the time! Sometimes they say things that aren't nice though. Like that bear that said fire was nobody's friend. Well, nobody talks about Pyro's friends like that, and they showed him what for!

But that's irrelevant. Petting the little dog, they reply with a greeting of their own. ] Huh, ffruduh!!

[thegoddamnmissile]

I have no idea what you just said but I like you anyway!

[ If Missile could figure out your face you'd be getting facelicks, but your mask is kind of confusing to a dog. ]