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Console W.A.R.S. Mods ([personal profile] consolemods) wrote in [community profile] consolewars2018-01-28 09:11 pm

[mock trial intro] move 'em on, head 'em up

Whatever you were doing before you got here, it isn't what you're doing now. What you're doing now is waking up in an unfamiliar bed in an unfamiliar room with... unfamiliar glasses on your face. No matter what you can do, you can't take those glasses off... but if you roll your eyes down, you'll be given a rundown of what's going on here.

Hmm. Well, that's probably a little unnerving. Maybe you should... leave? Fortunately, your room's not locked, but as you go downstairs and try and ask the locals what's going on, you'll find they're... less than cooperative. And if you go outside the inn and try to leave into the town... well, you'll find several locations around the town, but you'll also find that you can't seem to leave.

Well. Maybe you should talk to the other people who just showed up here. All the locals are going to tell you is an explanation is forthcoming, so you might want to kill some time getting to know each other.
kingofkoopas: (002)

[personal profile] kingofkoopas 2018-01-29 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT!
cantread: (...)

[personal profile] cantread 2018-01-29 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that guy already forgot it.
kingofkoopas: (008)

[personal profile] kingofkoopas 2018-01-29 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
...Number one villain, bad guy, king, father, bachelor, Mario Party yadayada, Tennis Player, Soccer Obstacle, Et-Cetera. It’s a lotta words.
cantread: (not interested)

[personal profile] cantread 2018-01-29 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
It is, yeah. Maybe you should shorten it a bit.
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[personal profile] kingofkoopas 2018-01-29 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
..number one vill-bad-fath-elor, Mario Tennis-obstacle.
cantread: (the belly is a trap)

[personal profile] cantread 2018-01-30 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
How about 'number one villain'? That seems like the most important part.