[mock trial intro] move 'em on, head 'em up

[consolemods]

Whatever you were doing before you got here, it isn't what you're doing now. What you're doing now is waking up in an unfamiliar bed in an unfamiliar room with... unfamiliar glasses on your face. No matter what you can do, you can't take those glasses off... but if you roll your eyes down, you'll be given a rundown of what's going on here.

Hmm. Well, that's probably a little unnerving. Maybe you should... leave? Fortunately, your room's not locked, but as you go downstairs and try and ask the locals what's going on, you'll find they're... less than cooperative. And if you go outside the inn and try to leave into the town... well, you'll find several locations around the town, but you'll also find that you can't seem to leave.

Well. Maybe you should talk to the other people who just showed up here. All the locals are going to tell you is an explanation is forthcoming, so you might want to kill some time getting to know each other.

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[almightylaziness]

[Well, McBurn is rather curious what this weirdo is going to do as well, so he's going to keep on pretending like he's asleep even though he's definitely not.

Of course if Niles decides to start drawing a penis on his forehead, that will make him stop tolerating this.]

[provocatives]

[Wow he's not Crow?? Besides, he doesn't even know what markers are, RIP

For now though, it seems he's settling with "talk to himself more because why the hell not I guess".]

I could either play around with this or that, or I could take a souvenir. Decisions, decisions. [A pause.] But then again, I don't suppose anyone's around to stop me from doing either, eh? Both it is.

[There's a swish of his cloak as Niles pulls a knife out and steps closer, approaching from McBurn's left side.]