[mock trial intro] move 'em on, head 'em up

[consolemods]

Whatever you were doing before you got here, it isn't what you're doing now. What you're doing now is waking up in an unfamiliar bed in an unfamiliar room with... unfamiliar glasses on your face. No matter what you can do, you can't take those glasses off... but if you roll your eyes down, you'll be given a rundown of what's going on here.

Hmm. Well, that's probably a little unnerving. Maybe you should... leave? Fortunately, your room's not locked, but as you go downstairs and try and ask the locals what's going on, you'll find they're... less than cooperative. And if you go outside the inn and try to leave into the town... well, you'll find several locations around the town, but you'll also find that you can't seem to leave.

Well. Maybe you should talk to the other people who just showed up here. All the locals are going to tell you is an explanation is forthcoming, so you might want to kill some time getting to know each other.

Comments

[helldestiny]

You and me both, Spike.

Also, the door's right next to you.

[kingofkoopas]

I’ll burn this whole place to the ground before The Great and Terrible Bowser uses a door, lady!

[helldestiny]

[S n o r t]

Yeah, sure, I can see you're great and terrible all right.

[Great at being d u m b and terrible at being smart]

You gonna burn everyone inside that building too?

[She cannot wait for the answer to this]

[kingofkoopas]

Unless they get used to their new king? Yeah! I’ll roast ‘em too!

[helldestiny]

...Oh, is that who you are?

[...She is going to have fun with this]

Yeah, those guys inside that building? They were saying they were going to make a democracy without you. No king needed, especially not you!

[kingofkoopas]

WHAT?!

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL MYSELF, THEN?! PRESIDENT KOOPA?! THAT MAKES ME SOUND LIKE I’M SOME KINDA CORNROW-SPORTIN LOSER WITH A SNAKESKIN SUIT!

[His veins are practically visible.]

I’LL STOMP ‘EM!

[helldestiny]

Yeah! Go get 'em! I bet they're making fun of you right now!!

[This



this is worth being inexplicably stuck here for the present]