[mock trial intro] move 'em on, head 'em up

[consolemods]

Whatever you were doing before you got here, it isn't what you're doing now. What you're doing now is waking up in an unfamiliar bed in an unfamiliar room with... unfamiliar glasses on your face. No matter what you can do, you can't take those glasses off... but if you roll your eyes down, you'll be given a rundown of what's going on here.

Hmm. Well, that's probably a little unnerving. Maybe you should... leave? Fortunately, your room's not locked, but as you go downstairs and try and ask the locals what's going on, you'll find they're... less than cooperative. And if you go outside the inn and try to leave into the town... well, you'll find several locations around the town, but you'll also find that you can't seem to leave.

Well. Maybe you should talk to the other people who just showed up here. All the locals are going to tell you is an explanation is forthcoming, so you might want to kill some time getting to know each other.

Comments

[exclusiverelease]

He doesn't have to understand. Just keep his flaming fingers to himself or one of you.

[i_spy]

Fire and I don't get along. [ In fact he kind of shudders, his poor spycicle. ]

Why should I have thought this-whatever you call this, would be different than any of our previous missions. One thing, monsieur—if a man who is naked barring the honey he has slathered over his body shows up—he's all yours.

[wplusm1]

[ Pyro fucked off while this was going on. You're a great distraction, Spy.

At least there don't appear to be any new fires... yet. ]

[i_spy]

[ Good.

One headache solved, at least temporarily. Maybe Pyro will be easier to corral than Scout. If only he would be so lucky. ]

[exclusiverelease]

[haha what.]

And why would I be expecting him?

[i_spy]

[ Team Fortress, man. ]

You brought the two of us here. Surely you didn't think we were the only members of our team?