[mock trial intro] move 'em on, head 'em up

[consolemods]

Whatever you were doing before you got here, it isn't what you're doing now. What you're doing now is waking up in an unfamiliar bed in an unfamiliar room with... unfamiliar glasses on your face. No matter what you can do, you can't take those glasses off... but if you roll your eyes down, you'll be given a rundown of what's going on here.

Hmm. Well, that's probably a little unnerving. Maybe you should... leave? Fortunately, your room's not locked, but as you go downstairs and try and ask the locals what's going on, you'll find they're... less than cooperative. And if you go outside the inn and try to leave into the town... well, you'll find several locations around the town, but you'll also find that you can't seem to leave.

Well. Maybe you should talk to the other people who just showed up here. All the locals are going to tell you is an explanation is forthcoming, so you might want to kill some time getting to know each other.

Comments

[stavros]

The harm is that embarrassing is embarrassing!

[provocatives]

And? How bad could it possibly be?

[stavros]

It's-- it's for people with dirty minds.

[provocatives]

...So how is it that a young girl like you knows about something like that?

[stavros]

Does it matter? It's not something you just talk about!

[provocatives]

Of course it matters! If you're simply putting on a veil of decency while harboring your own perverse thoughts... that just makes you a hypocrite, doesn't it?

[stavros]

I'm telling you, I'm not a pervert just because I know what everyone knows!

[provocatives]

So everyone you know has such dirty thoughts? What I wouldn't give to pay a little visit to your home... it sounds like such an entertaining place.

[stavros]

That's not -- ughhh! [cough. Have to look dignified.] I mean. You really like twisting people's words, don't you?

[provocatives]

Avoiding the question? Oh well. I'll let it go for now.

[Can't have all his fun in one day.]

But yes, I do -- especially when the end result is seeing someone as flustered as you. You could say I find it awfully stimulating.

[stavros]

Degenerate.

[provocatives]

Aw, is that all? Surely you can be more creative than that!

[He sure looks excited, yup.]