[mock trial intro] move 'em on, head 'em up

[consolemods]

Whatever you were doing before you got here, it isn't what you're doing now. What you're doing now is waking up in an unfamiliar bed in an unfamiliar room with... unfamiliar glasses on your face. No matter what you can do, you can't take those glasses off... but if you roll your eyes down, you'll be given a rundown of what's going on here.

Hmm. Well, that's probably a little unnerving. Maybe you should... leave? Fortunately, your room's not locked, but as you go downstairs and try and ask the locals what's going on, you'll find they're... less than cooperative. And if you go outside the inn and try to leave into the town... well, you'll find several locations around the town, but you'll also find that you can't seem to leave.

Well. Maybe you should talk to the other people who just showed up here. All the locals are going to tell you is an explanation is forthcoming, so you might want to kill some time getting to know each other.

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[beguiledcard]

[ Without skipping a beat: ]

Free labor.

[ akira, what the fuck are you even saying. ]

With him always sleeping on the job, someone has to keep this place clean.

[helldestiny]

Heh.

Gotta wonder how anything gets done around here with him snoring!

[Looks up at the ceiling, crossing her arms.]

So, what? You gonna make horseshoes?

[Please, she knows why he's here]

[beguiledcard]

Earplugs.

[ The deadpan is strong in this one. ]

Alas, I'm but a mere level one apprentice. Horseshoes are level three.

[ The most. Dramatic sigh.

And, excuse you, if he was lying, how would he have such a straight face?? ]

[helldestiny]

Earplugs?

He can't snore that loud, can he?

[IT'S A MYSTERY~]

[beguiledcard]

Weapons creation requires immense focus.

[ AKIRA THIS IS YOUR FIRST DAY....... ]