[ Humans are weird, huh? So weird. At least he doesn't care much about people staring. Yeah, yeah, he knows he has a baby face and he's short. Whatever. ]

If that's what you're into, probably. I mean, I wouldn't. All that muscle? Nooo thanks. But if a person gets hungry enough they'll eat anything. ... or if they're disgusting enough. [ Five. He means Five. He doesn't have room to shittalk here but that never stops him. ]