[some universe that niles doesn't understand, clearly]

...If you're putting on some sort of act, I commend you on keeping it up. It's really quite impressive how you manage to appear so dull-witted.

[Not that it seems to be an act, anyways. Well, he'll at least back off since there's no point in hovering over her.]

Besides, archery lessons can't happen without bows. Come find me if you actually get your hands on one, and then we'll talk.