[Fortunately, while the well isn't really shallow, it's not particularly deep, either. But he's definitely going to watch his step for two reasons.
One, the object at the bottom of the well is a pitchfork. Don't step on those sharp tongs! But there's also something round and kind of hard down there...]
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One, the object at the bottom of the well is a pitchfork. Don't step on those sharp tongs! But there's also something round and kind of hard down there...]